San Fransicko Tech Mayhem!

BRO BLOOD ON THE STREETS! EVIL KNIFE-WIELDING ENTREPRENEUR! HOW THE TECH INDUSTRY HAS TURNED SF INTO A SLASHER MOVIE! The screaming headlines are everywhere these days. The San Francisco Chronicle and the Standard. The scary reports on local TV stations and Fox News. And I have to admit. Though I've lived in San Francisco for over 40 years -- and raised my sons here and started a company here -- I no longer feel safe walking the city's streets. It's not just plush Rincon Hill, where Bob Lee was stabbed to death. It's tony Pacific Heights and, yes, even Seacliff. Anywhere those people hang out. You know who I'm talking about -- tech moguls like Elon Musk and digital investors like Jason Calacanis. Matt Ocko and David Sacks. Yes, they got rid of progressive District Attorney Chesa Boudin and they immediately blamed the poor and the homeless for Lee's murder. But it turns out they were just trying to dodge the law. It's people like them who ruined San Francisco! Who made it unsafe!

These days, whenever I go into a Walgreens or grab my soy milk latte at Starbucks, I look nervously over my shoulder. You never know when you might bump into someone like billionaire Ron Conway. If you look at them wrong, there's no telling what they might do. They could go off. They could lunge at you with a kitchen knife.

Thank God the media is FINALLY raising the alarm about the tech industry invasion of San Francisco, a once beautiful and peaceful city. These tech billionaires have brought nothing but violence and misery and squalor to SF. It's time we got rid of them and reclaimed San Francisco!

Elon Musk. Be scared, very scared…